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Most Upsetting Cinema Sex Scenes Ever

Sex scenes in films are typically romantic, sensual and steamy. Sometimes they are a little awkward, sometimes funny or amusing, and frequently a tiny bit disturbing. And then there are the scenes which might be just downright disgusting.

In honour of Universal Pictures' The Change-up, that's from Blu-ray and DVD from 23rd January, these filthy sex scenes are what exactly we're celebrating. Inside the film, Mitch (Ryan Reynolds) carries a weekly rendezvous with Tatiana (Mircea Monroe), a 9-months young pregnant woman he apparently met at childbirth class. While she's lovely, the scene is far from as she charges into the flat demanding wild animal sex.

Feeling quite sorry for Dave (Jason Bateman), who's kept in Mitch's body before the encounter, we decided to trawl over the past two decades and relive other films that made us wince, cringe, and canopy our eyes.

10. Harold & Kumar Head to White Castle, 2004

Kumar (Kal Penn) shows the planet just how intense an affection affair with drugs is often as he moans in pleasure during intercourse with a giant bag of weed. While seemingly every stoner's dream come true, it's questionable how this asexual bag of marijuana can achieve much without the actual parts of the body.

9. American Pie, 1999

In one of the most classic sex-with-an-inanimate-object scenes, we cringe as Jim (Jason Biggs) is caught by his dad sex regarding his mother's freshly made pie. It forever changed the meaning of warm apple pie making it us ponder the similarities between baked goods and sex.

8. Jack Frost, 1996

Jim's American Pie crush Shannon Elizabeth was previously crushed by the killer snowman within this cult classic, perhaps most obviously for the hilariously poor acting. While intended to be a distressing rape scene, it makes sense a sordid sexual encounter from your snowman and a teen girl. In addition to the indisputable fact that Frosty appears like a large marshmallow, the grossest part may perhaps be he is poking her along with his carrot nose.

7. All the best Chuck, 2007

Having women literally lining up to fall asleep along with you probably appears like heaven to the majority of men. Chuck (Dane Cook) learns it is usually the alternative if you are doing the work using the kind of freaks which might be more tightly focused on praying to God the Saviour than pleasing you, and have a tattoo that reads George W. above her, um, bush.

6. Step Brothers, 2008

Dale (John C. Reilly) is surprised from the men's toilet when his step brother's wife goes stalker crazy and demands sex. After hopping onto his bits and thrusting forwards and backwards in ways that oddly resembles a woodpecker, she tells him to 'Stay golden, pony boy' before lifting a leg and taking a wee in the urinal. Dale thinks it's incredible, so it kind of is if you're into quick, woodpecker sex and some women that wee like men.

5. Team America: World Police, 2004

With this controversial sex scene (nine edits must be shown to the Motion Picture Association of the usa before they might approve it), we percieve puppets go advertising of the many possible angle their plastic bodies allows. While their creepy smiles don't change in any way through the romp, their positions do quite a bit - with each and every one causing us to be wonder a growing number of what the heck we're doing watching disturbing doll sex.



4. The Hangover Part II, 2011

Basically we don't actually start to see the sex scene between Stu (Ed Helms) as well as the Thai transvestite he's got emotional sex with while black out drunk, our imagination is free to produce some pretty dirty images. Might know about do get to see is Stu's priceless reaction as 'she' reveals her private parts and he concerns terms together with the undeniable fact that he earned like to a she-he.

3. The Change-Up, 2011

Dave (Jason Bateman), while held in Mitch's (Ryan Reynolds) body, is seduced by a very pregnant and horny woman, who is expecting her weekly sex session. She lunges toward him, her enormous nude belly leading the way, and attacks the repulsed Dave-as-Mitch. Yes, women that are pregnant are beautiful, and not when you can see their baby's foot protruding through their enlarged stomach. The following scene isn't superior, as Mitch-as-Dave is aware of Dave's naked wife having a massive poo for the toilet.

2. Bad Santa, 2003

Billy Bob Thornton shows us a side of Santa we never planned to see whilst partcipates in anal sex with a prostitute from the dressing room at the office. The scene virtually destroys the visions we'd as children of jolly old Saint Nick and his awesome sweet Mrs. Claus.

1. Kingpin, 1996

Roy Munson (Woody Harrelson) opts for repulsive sex along with his landlady instead of paying rent. Post sex, as he is projectile vomiting within the toilet, she questions the partnership between good sex and a good crap: 'What would it be about good sex have a tendency to makes me need to crap? Guess it's all regulated that pumping. Pump and dump.' How poetic.

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